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Post  Treeny on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:28 pm

10. Rod Marsh & Ian Botham - When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?"

9. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne - As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had Been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.

8. Robin Smith & Merv Hughes - During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played & missed: "You can't f**king bat". Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary - "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I canít f**king bat & you can't f**king bowl."

7. Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad - During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls later Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets please," Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.

6. Merv Hughes & Viv Richards - During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Donít you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f**k off."

5. Glenn McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan - "So what does Brian Lara's d*ck taste like?"
Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife." McGrath lost it: "If you ever mention my wife again, I'll F***ing rip your F***ing throat out."

4. Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall: "Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?"

3. Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock - After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round & weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground. Ponting to Pollock: "You know what it looks like, now go find it."

2. Fred Trueman - While bowling the batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip,and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". "So should your mother," he replied.

1. And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment that was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney... "You donít get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t!!!"
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Post  Adam_Admin on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:30 pm

1- More edges then a A4 sheet of paper.
2- More singles then a internet chat room.
3- Does your mum play cricket , cause it looks like you were taught by a women.
4- Have you still got the reciept for the bat, cause i would ask for my money back.
5- Do you have a brother , cause it looks like he got all the talent.
6- Wouldn't get a bowl in a Chinese Restaurant.
7- Are you getting Dizzy mate , batting this high.
8- Couldn't open a door let alone the batting.
9- he's bowling diarrhoea, quicker then his normal Sh*t.
10- If i want Sh*t from you I will squeeze your head.
11- Swinging like the 60s.
12- Swinging like a rusty gate.
13- Bowl him a piano, see if he can play that one.
14- This guys got more blocks than lego land.
15- Fasten your seatbelts boys this lad cant drive
16- Lets get him a Girlfriend cause he certainly cant pull.
17- Bowl him a cake maybe he can cut it.
18- Ive seen better leaves on a tree
19- Ive seen better Strokes in a Hospital
20- Ive seen better shots on a Bar.

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Re: Top 10 Sledges

Post  Treeny on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:55 pm

Admin wrote:1- More edges then a A4 sheet of paper.
2- More singles then a internet chat room.
3- Does your mum play cricket , cause it looks like you were taught by a women.
4- Have you still got the reciept for the bat, cause i would ask for my money back.
5- Do you have a brother , cause it looks like he got all the talent.
6- Wouldn't get a bowl in a Chinese Restaurant.
7- Are you getting Dizzy mate , batting this high.
8- Couldn't open a door let alone the batting.
9- he's bowling diarrhoea, quicker then his normal Sh*t.
10- If i want Sh*t from you I will squeeze your head.
11- Swinging like the 60s.
12- Swinging like a rusty gate.
13- Bowl him a piano, see if he can play that one.
14- This guys got more blocks than lego land.
15- Fasten your seatbelts boys this lad cant drive
16- Lets get him a Girlfriend cause he certainly cant pull.
17- Bowl him a cake maybe he can cut it.
18- Ive seen better leaves on a tree
19- Ive seen better Strokes in a Hospital
20- Ive seen better shots on a Bar.

Laughing haha there quality, you ever used these in a match?
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Post  Adam_Admin on Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:09 pm

Oh yes all the time!

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Post  Treeny on Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:10 pm

Admin wrote:Oh yes all the time!

Laughing i might use a few next season
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Post  Chris124 on Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:01 pm

I just go with the flow with my sledges
e.g Mate maybe there'll be some instructions for proper use on the back of your bat? lol
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